the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back." "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
2007-07-27 12:05:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Have a star:) Classic
2007-07-27 13:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-07-27 12:12:08 · answer #2 · answered by Orla C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2007-07-27 12:28:51 · answer #3 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
what is this trap in the closet with r Kelly
2007-07-27 12:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by nikki 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good but i hav adifferent ending,,haha,and the blonde well cant say!!!!!
2007-07-27 12:36:37 · answer #5 · answered by traylorrandy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...heard it before but its still very good....he might be going bald but he can still think quick eh?
2007-07-27 12:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by josey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hhaaaahaaa nice one skycat!!
2007-07-27 12:11:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one Skycat.!!!
Thinking on his feet ha ha.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-07-27 18:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-07-27 12:45:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny (:
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smileys rule
2007-07-27 12:17:24 · answer #10 · answered by bandit9865 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋