Assume that they have no papers. Oh, and they don't speak English.
2007-07-27 12:00:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
MRS MARTIAN: I've reported your husband to ICE.
2007-07-27 12:10:08 · update #1
Assume that the space aliens were arrested without any exchange of gunfire. Would American immigration officials make them form naked alien pyramids, similar to the naked human pyramids the U.S. occupation forces made Iraqis form in Abu Grhaib?
2007-07-27 12:11:41 · update #2
ONE_THOUSAND_POINTS_OF_LIGHT: Aren't there two Border Patrol agents in jail for shooting a Mexican in the back? Or did they get amnesty, just like Scooter Libby did?
2007-07-27 12:13:28 · update #3
Ms. L.A.: Although it's technically true the unfortunate Mexican in question recevied a bullet in the butt, he was not facing the officers when he was shot (unless Mexican anatomy is drastically different from that of the rest of the human race). That hardly makes him a threat.
2007-07-27 13:51:22 · update #4
my husbands a martian. Thanx!!!i wouldve reported him too but i dont think they handle outer space immigrants.
2007-07-27 12:04:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The likelyhood that extraterrestrial beings and human beings could discover one yet another sexually appropriate is very almost 0. Assuming that there ARE sapient extraterrestrial beings obtainable, and that they are keen to land in the worldwide, and that they are able to surviving in the worldwide, then human beings are extra possibly to be attracted to a starfish than to the extraterrestrial beings. the reason that celebrity Trek and celebrity Wars depict extraterrestrial beings as being very human like is by technique of the fact, for the main section, human actors ought to play the element of extraterrestrial beings. so you might get an quite tall guy enjoying a strolling rug (Chewbacca) in any different case you will see brow prostheses on human actors, and all and sundry pretends that Klingons are an entire separate species. attempt analyzing some technology fiction, somewhat than staring at it, and you will discover extraterrestrial beings who seem extra like a cat'o'9 tails (Larry Niven's Outsiders) or beings that seem and act extra like amoeba than something (Robert forward's Cheela). And in the two certainly one of my examples, the gravity is incorrect...the Outsiders choose very almost freefall situations, mutually as the Cheelas, being made up of degenerate count (they survive a neutron celebrity), could violently decompress in the event that they experienced human-commonly used gravity. In all likelyhood, extraterrestrial beings does not be akin to human beings in any way. This incorporates having sexual alerts which might artwork for human beings, and human beings does not have sexual alerts that could artwork for the extraterrestrial beings. Heck, we are very almost comparable to chimpanzees, genetically, and intensely almost NO human beings are attracted to chimps, sexually. we could be pals with chimps, from time to time, yet i won't be in a position to think of courting one. and that i've got been analyzing technology fiction for almost 40 years now!
2016-12-11 03:45:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The border patrol shot the illegal drug smuggler in the azz. They could have shot him in the back, but they didn't. No, we wouldn't take in outer space aliens, I'm sure with their advanced intelligence that they would speak English! And if they can fly in from some distant galaxy, they wouldn't need papers as I'm sure they're not going to apply for welfare!
2007-07-27 13:16:36 · answer #3 · answered by Ms.L.A. 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Seeing all Americans are classed as alien by the indigenous populationI I guess they would agree with that.
2007-07-27 12:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by Dart 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Americans have a shoot first and ask questions later problem--so yeah, they will shoot em up like wanna be cowboys and suffer the consequenses later.
2007-07-27 14:35:38 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Kitty knows it all 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no, i'm sure that the united states would try to analyze them and question them after finding a means of communication
we would use their technology to evolve as a society and advance and eventually be just like them in the sense that we can fly around in space and visit other planets
right?
2007-07-27 12:04:18 · answer #6 · answered by sdavila19 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Call the FBI or maybe the local will throw a party.
2007-07-27 12:05:23 · answer #7 · answered by sparkles 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No , we should confiscate their vehicle and hide a nuclear bomb and fly it back to their mother ship and transmit a virus into their computer before we annihilate them all.
2007-07-27 12:24:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Is this a question about the plot in "Coneheads" or "Men in Black"?
2007-07-27 13:12:01 · answer #9 · answered by BruceN 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure that'd be against policy.
2007-07-27 12:03:44 · answer #10 · answered by B.Kevorkian 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋