only the followers of the true church of the flying speghetti monster are following the true path all those of the reformed church will burn in hell alongside those worshipers of false pagen gods like christians.
2007-07-27 11:47:21 · 7 answers · asked by hadit l 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Heretic! Hell is just like heaven, except the beer is stale and the strippers have VD.
Down with the emptiness of spaghetti onlyism. Down with the hollow faith of the macaronism.
RAmen!
2007-07-27 11:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HHAHAHAH
LET ME MAKE YOU UP ONE ALSO HAHAHHA that is hilarious I love it!
From what I heard the Flying Spaghetti monster will come down and kill the pigs and break the idols, put on a wig and start doing......Elvis impersonations! And the Boiling Water your talking about will be there for all those imitation pastas to boil into... Yes your right that was
Chapter 2 Verse 69 - narrated by Babareeno from Sha-Na-Na.
2007-07-27 11:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm orthodox. I think I'm safe. Just to be certain, I think I'll make some Lasagne for dinner. I adore the Powerful Pasta
2007-07-27 11:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by Max Marie, OFS 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it's not called the church of the flying spaghetti monster, it's called Pastafarianism. there are no pirates where you live are there? convert and join us all in the afterlife of beer volcanoes and stripper factories!
2007-07-27 11:51:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We do no accept the concept of hell as being a big boiling pot of marinara sauce, but rather as eternal separation from
FSM.
2007-07-27 11:53:27 · answer #5 · answered by October 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think someone's been lacing your meatballs with suspicious chemicals. That, or someone needs to lay off the "sauce"...
2007-07-27 11:51:16 · answer #6 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think they all need a nice colonoscopy.
2007-07-27 11:50:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋