An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of cannibals.
Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed."
The sky darkens and a voice booms out, "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
So with the stone he bashes the life out of the chief. Standing above the lifeless body, breathing heavily looking at 100 angry natives...
The voice booms out again, "Okay... NOW you're screwed."
2007-07-27 11:22:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
kind of saw that one coming but still funny
2007-07-27 11:29:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like Tom Thumb's blues!
2007-07-27 18:30:39 · answer #2 · answered by Always Hopeful 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-27 22:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhahahah
now thats funny
2007-07-27 19:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Very funny. Thank you for that. :P
and yes, you're screwed.
2007-07-27 18:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by MsPotatohead 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny... 8.5...actually 9...actually 9.5
2007-07-27 18:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes you are.
2007-07-27 18:29:02 · answer #7 · answered by Mimi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one!
2007-07-27 18:26:57 · answer #8 · answered by Mitch Ramone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! you brightened my day.
2007-07-27 19:30:15 · answer #9 · answered by BeHappy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if this was you then yes! if not then no
2007-07-27 18:27:28 · answer #10 · answered by rhiannon722 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋