Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks.
After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him. "This place is great, isn't it?" he asks.
The second man, surprised at the stranger's remark, replies, "Why do you say that?"
The first man responds, "Follow me." The two of them walk over to a large window at the end of the room. The window faces out onto the street, 12 floors below.
"Here's why." The first man throws open the window, and boldly steps out into thin air. But he floats
"The air currents are great here!" he says. "It's very relaxing."
He floats back into the room. As his feet return to the floor, he invites the second man to try it.
The second man, , looks out through the window - down to the pavement twelve stories below. He looks to either side, and finally up above, to see if there was anything holding the first man up.
Convinced that it was no trickery, the second man closes his eyes, and steps out ininto thin air. He promptly falls twelve stories to the pavement below.
The first man grins and returns to the bar. Looking rather irritated, the barkeep comes over to the place where the man sits.
"You know," he says, disgusted. "You're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
2007-07-27 10:41:43 · 18 answers · asked by sami 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
best answer guy... u should change your name to ' i like to spoil fun guy'!
2007-07-27 10:46:25 · update #1
Hey, at least it wasn`t a blonde joke.
Wait, i bet the guy that fell to his death was blond.
2007-07-27 12:10:58 · answer #1 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, what do you know? I thought Superman was a teetotaler! Too bad for Lex Luthor. He went to a lot of trouble getting that kryptonite, when he could have settled for a bottle of bourbon.
2007-07-27 18:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one but I've heard it before. Here's a star.
2007-07-27 17:45:54 · answer #3 · answered by Bet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best joke is Charley is out at last
2007-07-27 18:08:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-27 22:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahahahaaaa Sami you're mad as a hatter!!! Very funny joke, love it so keep them coming!
2007-07-27 19:09:28 · answer #6 · answered by babyblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent.
the version i heard was Gabriel for an angel you can be a right b*stard.
2007-07-27 20:36:42 · answer #7 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moral of the story...Loo - k before you leap!
2007-07-27 18:01:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol great loved it heres a star
2007-07-27 17:44:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I remember this one!! It's funny.
2007-07-27 17:51:03 · answer #10 · answered by Nate B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋