A man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars.
"But I paid, don't you remember?" said the customer.
"Okay," said the bartender. "If you say you paid, you did."
The man then went outside and told a friend that the bartender couldn't keep track of his customers' bills. The second man then rushed in and ordered a beer. When it came time to pay he pulled the same stunt.
The barkeep replied, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it."
Soon the customer went into the street, saw an old friend, and told him how to get free drinks.
The man hurried into the bar and began to drink high balls when, suddenly, the bartender leaned over and said, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right in the nose."
"Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responded. "Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."
2007-07-27 10:14:24 · 19 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao....................
2007-07-27 10:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!
2007-07-27 17:19:20 · answer #2 · answered by Josephine C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why can't I ever think of things like that in the spur of the moment! lol
2007-08-03 05:34:13 · answer #3 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! That is Absolutely Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! A Star for you!!!
2007-07-27 17:27:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, one to tell at work 2morro :) You get a star!
2007-07-27 17:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by Pete 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told you I already paid....... lol. I'm going bar-hopping tomorrow....yehey!
2007-08-04 16:07:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahahah gatta love it
2007-08-03 17:26:22 · answer #7 · answered by sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! ahahahahahaaaa! thats funny....lol
2007-07-27 17:27:37 · answer #8 · answered by <3.love.tennis. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-07-27 19:32:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
huuuhuuhhuu...poor bartender.. but you got me there!!!hahahahha...
2007-08-04 03:54:31 · answer #10 · answered by dianelane0811 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is pretty good, wish i new where that bar was
2007-07-27 18:36:45 · answer #11 · answered by M. H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋