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I am a gentle, caring person but when I hear certain female opera singers screaming at the top of their voices, I want to hit them with an axe.

2007-07-27 09:51:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities Performing Arts

10 answers

yes it is normal

2007-07-27 10:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by Lilka 3 · 0 0

Well, if they are in your bedroom, this is not normal. You invited them there however, and you just have to put up with them. If it is in an Opera house, during the performance of an Opera, it is not only normal, it is all your fault, because you handed in a ticket to get there, which makes you an accomplice! By the way, if you own an ax, what about that makes you a gentle caring person? Chopping down poor defenseless trees is not gentle, caring, or noble. Go chop down some things that can fight back and move around, and no, I can see where you are going with this. Most Opera singers can't move around much better than trees. It's all that taking the perfect stance so you can project! I guess they haven't found out about public address systems in Opera yet.

By the way, if anyone is screaming at the top of their voice, that ain't opera! That's Rock and Roll. You're in the wrong auditorium as usual. I'm surprised the usher didn't clue you in. Forgot to tip again, huh?

2007-07-27 10:02:18 · answer #2 · answered by MUDD 7 · 3 0

I think it is very abnormal. Besides wanting to hit cetain female opera singers with an axe doesn't make you a caring person!

2007-07-27 10:17:33 · answer #3 · answered by seyiade 1 · 1 0

An axe? That's nothing, mate. My fingers start twitching for a juggernaut to hit them with.

2007-07-27 11:33:37 · answer #4 · answered by Orla C 7 · 1 0

If you only want to hit them, and not chop them up into tiny little opera bits, that's not so bad.
I totally know what you mean.

2007-07-27 10:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by Chelsea P 3 · 2 0

You must not like opera!

2007-07-27 15:34:33 · answer #6 · answered by singapores 3 · 1 0

Ha, ha, ha...don't listen the opera...calm down and enjoy in FADO..maybe...Dulce Pontes...

2007-07-27 10:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by russianblue 20 2 · 1 0

Definitely NOT normal.

2007-07-27 09:58:01 · answer #8 · answered by livemoreamply 5 · 0 2

Only if they are TONE DEAF, which some of them are.

2007-07-27 21:14:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymon 4 · 0 0

use a chainsaw

2007-07-27 10:01:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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