How many atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Just one. He grips the lightbulb and waits for the universe to revolve around him!
Why did the atheist cross the road?
- To move further from God's truth!
GOT ANY GOOD ATHEIST JOKES?
2007-07-27 09:38:23 · 22 answers · asked by doppler 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OR:
How many atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- None, atheists *like* living in darkness!
2007-07-27 09:43:57 · update #1
Oh come on, athies! Just a little good-natured fun... and you say Christians can't take a joke!
Thanks to the atheists who responded with jokes of their own! The one about the next pope was funny!
2007-07-27 10:38:44 · update #2
Your jokes are funny, telling, and sad. I hope that God gives them ears so that they may hear.
2007-07-27 09:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by L.C. 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Or in the spirit of fairness, how about some christian jokes...
Q: how many christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: none. They just stand around in the dark waiting for "the light"
Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?
A: Because he was nailed to the chicken
Q:Why didn't Jesus replace the stone from the tomb when he rose from the dead?
A: Well, he was born in a barn.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting?
A: You only need one nail to hold up a picture.
how many priests does it take to molest a child?
if you pooled all the intelligence of all the christians together would you have enough to make an imbecile?
2007-07-27 09:42:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋
We just pray to God to screw in the lightbulb for us. Oh wait...
How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only two, but I have no idea how they got in there.
2007-07-27 09:45:34 · answer #3 · answered by Diminati 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
actually, i might in simple terms go searching the line. to respond to your implied question, even atheists could have perception, apart from the certainty that problem-unfastened journey we could us extra properly assume there's a sidewalk. in evaluation to God, for which we've not got any precedent.
2016-10-09 11:12:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, you'll find that if you wait a few million years, the lightbulb will change by itself.
CD
2007-07-27 09:48:52 · answer #5 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Those are jokes? They arent funny at all. In fact they further the point that Christians are just silly, brainwashed, morons.
2007-07-27 09:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by Drew 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Maybe I'm biased, but those weren't very funny.
Why did the Christian cross the road?
He was duct taped to the chicken.
See, that's about how funny your jokes were (i.e. not at all).
2007-07-27 09:48:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hey now, that's not very nice. I used to be an atheist and this only would have only pushed me away from God...who, by the way, told us again and again to love even our enemies. :)
2007-07-27 09:42:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Didn't you just replace the word "Christian" with "atheist" in those jokes?
2007-07-27 09:44:06 · answer #9 · answered by Emerald Blue 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
None. We invented a lightbulb-screwing-in machine to do it for us.
2007-07-27 09:41:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋