The thin pages of the bible are perfect for rolling a joint if you run out of ciggy papers.
2007-07-27 09:31:20 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh Tigger, you imp. Stirring it up again eh. Naughty.
2007-07-27 14:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by Pacifica 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Realize you're just being a wise guy, but...
I once heard an amusing story from a friend about his great-grandfather, a farmer who used to carry around a small pocket version of the Bible. Each day on his lunch break the man would read a page, then tear it out and smoke it (with tobacco, of course).
Now this fellow was a good, serious-minded Christian. To him, he was simply "internalizing" or absorbing the holy word in yet another way.
There's definitely a kind of sympathetic magick at work in that approach, however. It's a concept easily grasped by most modern pagans. :)
2007-07-27 09:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by Mike H. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Of all things that are toxicants, this one beats the bushes, it can't be the words, or translation there-in, but the print itself that would be an intake hazard! There are pitfalls and landmines to be avoided, and by merely smoking a joint, will not save your displeasure!
2007-07-28 11:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah my aunt sent me a bible when I was 11 yaers old Im just about 1/2 way through it . Its not a real page turner But has it's purpose and that's the only one I ever found and the only useful thing that my mother taught me
2007-07-27 09:45:19 · answer #4 · answered by xxx 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Ooooh I wonder what other suggestions people have for the pages of the bible? lol
2007-07-27 09:35:49 · answer #5 · answered by vampwithaheart 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
No, but I know you're acting like a donkey.
2007-07-28 16:55:44 · answer #6 · answered by Cheech 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am sure you are right.Better yet ----read it first.Still better---practice what you have read. It could save your life and your money.You might discover the most important things in life.
2007-07-28 02:21:34 · answer #7 · answered by Don Verto 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
May God bless you because I think you're going to need it sooner than you think.
2007-07-29 14:47:32 · answer #8 · answered by Emerald Book Reviews 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is actually valid.
Legalize It, Don't Critisize It.
- Bob Marley
2007-07-27 09:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
i DID know this. although i could never bring myself to willingly rip out a page of the bible.
2007-07-27 09:34:41 · answer #10 · answered by Rebekah 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋