If there were no God, there would be no atheists.
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A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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I'm a born-again atheist.
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I am a daylight atheist.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.
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If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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2007-07-27 09:28:34 · 16 answers · asked by Peter B 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm not a Christian you @$_ holes I just hate Atheists. I'm agnostic. You are so easy to make fun of HAHAHAHAAH LOLOLOLOLOL and ya mama did my Dork
2007-07-27 09:52:47 · update #1
That was mildly clever. I say "mildly" because it can be applied to anyone or anything, and doesn't point to a specific stereotype or character trait of your average atheist.
I give you a 4 out of 10.
2007-07-27 09:31:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What an awesome idea! I'll take that day with honor!
April 1st in History
1578: Englishman William Harvey discovers blood circulation
1939: USA recognizes Franco government in Spain at end of Spanish civil war
1954: US Air Force Academy established
1960: First weather satellite, TIROS 1, launched by the United States
1988: Iran accuses Iraq of using mustard gas on civilians
1991: Warsaw Pact officially disolves
April 1st birthdays
1697: Abbe Prevost, French author
1868: Edmond Rostand, French author
1873: Sergei Rachmaninov, Russian composer
1883: Lon Chaney, American actor
1929: Milan Kundera, Czech writer
1932: Debbie Reynolds, American actress
1938: Ali Mcgraw, American actress
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2007-07-27 09:35:03 · answer #2 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ought to you internet site the source for this certainly case? That kinda is actual, however. April 1st replace into the PAGAN (no longer atheist) New twelve months. Xians theory the twelve months beginning in Spring made no experience (WHA-?) so as that they spoke of as the pagans April Fools.
2016-11-10 09:51:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're saying atheists are fools, and you are a Christian, that's not a good idea. Read Matthew 5:21-26.
2007-07-27 09:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by Graciela, RIRS 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: do you believe in Jesus
A: Yeah! I know that bastard.His dad plays poker at the VFW on Saturday nights w/ Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. A.D. Clay
2007-07-27 10:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by xxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry you suck at life. You are why I typically don't like Christian people. You are doing your supposed God an injustice by judging others.
2007-07-27 09:32:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
So you quote atheists to make fun of atheists?
2007-07-27 09:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god! That's amazing!
Who knew you and atheists shared a day!
2007-07-27 09:31:52 · answer #8 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ahah, I don't know what that other stuff is but, My birthday is April 1st, and I am Atheist.
2007-07-27 09:32:15 · answer #9 · answered by ҡʏʟɛ - ❄ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
pick me up please
I have fallen over laughing
my sides hurt
I cant take any more
the above is sarcasm incase you didnt get it
2007-07-27 09:33:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋