Fellow Basketeers, is there a "right" and "wrong" kind of basket?

Question

I certainly don't want to make my trip to "hell" in the wrong basket!!!!

Are there any holy writings that will help me in choosing my basket?

Answer 1

Cushy seats and air-conditioning are "must have" extras.

Answer 2

I think I found the right basket. It's Moses's old baby handbasket. It's full of holey writings! Wicker is fully water soaked and there is a green button on the handle marked 'SAVED, press any time.' Whatever I want the basket to do I press it and 'presto', the baskets does magical things. Well, he was a great sorcerer, whad'n he? So far it seats 13, need a ride? Packing a cauldron full of Cheesus Chrisps and tumbler of Demon Daquiri. Bon voyage.

Answer 3

For a proper experience, the basket should be fairly large. Ideally, the sides should be high enough that people can't see over them, and the ride should be cushioned well enough that it counteracts any sensation of movement before the point of no return. People who are aware of the situation invariably spoil the ride for others, so don't allow any prophets of doom aboard (except for the funnier ones). Don't skimp on the details. Lots of music, refreshments and entertainment help keep the riders distracted and the success of the ride more certain. Remember, it's the destination that matters, not the awareness of the riders.

As for furnishings and decorations, any Martha Stewart book should have plenty of ideas.

Answer 4

Your basket needs to a definate HANDbasket. Made by genuine Wickers and made OUT of Wicker. Fireproofing it would help in increasing the durability. The Handbasket should NOT have a cover, it MUST be open to enjoy the sweet aroma of roasting sinner flavored by the pungent odor of sulfer.

Raji the Green Witch

Answer 5

from what I've heard, a HANDBASKET is the appropriate way to go.

I've also heard of hand carts, which I assume are handbaskets with wheels, though this alternative vehicle seems to be less popular here in the American vernacular. I've heard it mostly in New England and in the Great Lakes Region.

Handbags seem to be favored in the midwest, perhaps reflecting their bland pragmatism more adequately.

Jerry Garcia sung of going to hell in a bucket, leading me to believe that there may be some who choose this as their favored means of travel. This seems to be more of a Southern / south of the Mason/Dixon line sort of thing.

I hope that your journey is successful and satisfactory.

Answer 6

Those over-sized easter baskets usually work. And if it's full of candy you've got something to eat on the ride down. It's a long ride.

Answer 7

We must go back to dead languages for that one.

Rectus: Latin for Right.
Sinister: Latin for Left.

Always chose the Rectus-Handbasket, for obvious reasons....

Unless Sinister and Hell go hand in hand (in a basket?) and then my theory gets blown away....


Since the Roman Catholics say mass in Latin, they would have known but obviously refused to share the info.

Answer 8

It is specified to be a hand-basket, so I guess I can't go: I'd never fit!

Answer 9

I think wicker baskets are the way to go.

Answer 10

I continually made friends everywhere. Even in journeys to different states in the process the summer season, i made friends suitable away. My mom mentioned it is simply by fact my brother and sister have been so close and that i had no one to be close too. i became very obdurate and ornery. I have been given into each little thing (quite Vaseline) no rely the place i became. I didnt think of before conversing (one time i referred to as an outdated woman fat and he or she heard me and all started yelling at me). i became clumsy and that i've got been given harm plenty. i became too quiet. i could circulate to sleep everywhere. i became a cry toddler. If something dissatisfied me then i all started crying. i became spoiled via my grandma plenty. i understand i hated as quickly as I had no longer something to declare whilst my brother fought with me. I couldnt take a seat nonetheless ever, and that i nonetheless cant. I enjoyed the scars and bruises i had simply by fact they made me experience difficult. i became very imaginitive additionally (properly whilst in comparison with my brother and sister) my chum and that i could play video games for hours with our imaginations. I additionally in no way advised anybody the plans i became making,i in basic terms made them. (like in kindergarten there the place situations that my chum and that i could make plans to circulate to each and each others homestead. We wouldnt say something til the day without work the progression. That technique paintings ninety% of the time) I additionally on my own schedule. i could awaken at 3am to computer screen television or play, I advised my mom i could circulate away college and walk to my grandmas if i've got been given bored (yet she advised the instructor and that they continually watched me) of direction i became some style of a mix of a wild infant and a spoiled youngster. I became out very properly although:)

Answer 11

you will definitely want one with a nice cushy lining and air conditioning... the one I'm choosing has flame retardant coating... and is heat resistant....

LOL

EDIT:

to I_DONT_WANT_TO_BE_YOU: my neighbor is an 80 year old woman... she probably wouldn't finish before I have to use it and she definitely won't be able to give me the "extras" I'm gonna need!!! Does that mean I should move? LOL