This is my favorite section in Yahoo answers - never fails to ease my mind everytime I read these questions:)?

Question

Christians, Muslims, and all others and their fictional world. And atheists on the other side rebuking them, making fun, sarcasm - most often DELIBERATELY (now don't deny this - a lot of answers are provocative enough and a few atheists on this board would get into trouble with the law if they lived in the wrong part of the world)

The religious side can get livid with rage, sometimes :) but overall, the INTENSITY of illogical debates kinda makes my day :) I just can't stop being amused really.

Answer 1

An atheist was walking through the woods one day in Alaska, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What a powerful river! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. Turning to look, he saw a 13-foot Kodiak brown bear beginning to charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could down the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was rapidly closing on him. Somehow, he ran even faster, so scared that tears came to his eyes. He looked again and the bear was even closer. His heart pounding in his chest, he tried to run faster yet. But alas, he tripped and fell to the ground. As he rolled over to pick himself up, the bear was right over him, reaching for him with its left paw and raising its right paw to strike him.

"OH MY GOD! ..."

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

Even the river stopped moving ...

As a brilliant light shone upon the man, a thunderous voice came from all around...

"YOU DENY MY EXISTENCE FOR ALL THESE YEARS, TEACH OTHERS THAT I DON'T EXIST AND EVEN CREDIT CREATION TO SOME COSMIC ACCIDENT. DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT? AM I TO COUNT YOU AS A BELIEVER?"

Difficult as it was, the atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It would be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?"

"VERY WELL." Said God.

The light went out.

The river ran.

The sounds of the forest resumed.

... and the bear dropped down on his knees, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, thank you for this food which I am about to receive."

Answer 2

classic! I even have actually despatched a number of my questions/responses to The Hockey information and that they've revealed them. the two have been regarding the european impact interior the NHL---one approximately no remember if the inflow of Europeans has created parity (which i think of) or water the league down....the different approximately how the nicely-known NHLer is extra helpful on the instant using bigger skills pool (Europe)

Answer 3

Not of the learning type huh?
That is fine, many people are with you in your amusement with the posting of questions without desire for the answer.

Answer 4

Master Phoenix,

You are on much higher plane than the rest of us.

Thank you for dropping in to let us all know how inferior we are. We live to amuse you. Laugh on, great one....

Answer 5

You know the old saying, "Arguing on the Internet is like running in the special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!

Answer 6

Here's the Solution:

Have UnConditional Love and Peace by accomplishing this:
Create Your Relationship with Our Creator.

UnConditional Love and Peace is the only answer.

Answer 7

I'll give you a star just for your enthusiasm because I like this section of Yahoo Q&A too.

Answer 8

I agree completely.

Don't you love those little god stories like the one Peter pasted?

Answer 9

I agree with norrispenguin, so I'll give you my favorite line from the movie 'They Live'

I'm here to chew bubble gum, and kick ***, and I'm all outta bubble gum.

Answer 10

And your question was. . .??

Or were you simply trying to prove the old adage, "Closed minds gather no intelligence."