shakespear walks in to a pub and says pint please bar tender says your bared!!! i dont get it am i being thick or does it make sense?
2007-07-27 07:54:07 · 19 answers · asked by pipa s 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Shakespeare is frequently referred to as "the BARD", so that might have something to do with the joke. If the person saying the joke says "bared" it loses its meaning, but if the person says "barred" then it is an appropriate, sick, pun.
2007-07-27 07:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A bard is someone that tells stories ie.. Shakespear.. and to be barred from a bar is to not be allowed in the bar.. just a play on words..
2007-07-27 14:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by c_o_ldbr_ai_n 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
to bar is to prevent admittance, as in entering. Joke is stupid pun. Shakespeare know as The Bard.
2007-07-27 14:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
First off, lern too spel.
Bard and poet are synonyms and Shakespeare was a poet.
It's a pun. It should be 'you're barred' as in 'you're banned'. Barred and bard are 'homophones' hence the pun. You're a 'homosexual' hence the idiocy.
2007-07-27 15:14:24 · answer #4 · answered by scheidemann2007 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's a play on words. Shakespeare is known as the 'Bard'.
Bard sounds like barred.
BTW I think that's a funny joke. âº
2007-07-27 14:58:42 · answer #5 · answered by conicat 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're not thick . It's the jokes fault.
If you add a Priest, a blonde , and a duck to this joke ....NOW we're getting somewhere !!
2007-07-27 15:01:00 · answer #6 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
like aint this joke from time of shakespeare coz it'lls like old english type of stuff??
2007-07-27 14:57:04 · answer #7 · answered by RU GRLN 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are just being thick or should I say dumb
2007-07-27 15:11:08 · answer #8 · answered by jovan kambell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bared = bard = poet
2007-07-27 14:56:16 · answer #9 · answered by sam l 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
bad joke
2007-07-27 15:09:39 · answer #10 · answered by chris m 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋