A man goes to the doctors and says
"Doctor every time i touch my head it hurts, every time i touch my arm it hurts and every time i touch my leg it hurts, whats wrong with me?"
"I know just yoor problem," replies the doctor. "Yooh have a broken finger"
Haha old but i love it. Whats yoor best jokes? xx
2007-07-27 07:22:17 · 8 answers · asked by Claireluvsyaxx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like it i will star this
2007-07-27 07:53:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i heard a different version......
a redhead goes into the doctors and says "doctor, everytime i touch my head it hurts, when i touch my arm it hurts, when i touch my ankle it hurts."
he thinks for a moment then says, "you're not really redhead are you?"
"no, i am blonde."
"i thought so. You're finger is broken."
2007-07-27 14:26:43 · answer #2 · answered by songofthesea_jewel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same guy runs into a burger bar and says "Help, I keep thinking I'm a moth."
"Guy behind the counter says "Hell fella, you need a doctor. This is a Burger bar."
"I know," Came the reply, "But your light was on."
2007-07-27 14:40:58 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 muffins are in the oven. 1 turns to the other and says " is it hot in here, or is that just me?"
The other one says "Holy crap!!!!! A talking muffin!!!!!"
2007-07-27 14:44:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before instaed it was a blonde woman who went to the doctor
2007-07-27 14:42:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya my friend told that at the talent show stilll love it thoug
2007-07-27 14:26:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Claire . Keep up the good work........
2007-07-27 14:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bang bang
2007-07-27 15:20:58 · answer #8 · answered by jovan kambell 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋