Paddy and Mike were doing street repairs in front of a House of Ill Repute, and a Jewish Rabbi came walking down the street. He looked to the left, then the right, and ducked into the house.
Paddy, resting from using the pick said, "Mike! Man, will You look at That! A Man of the Cloth, and going into That Place in Broad Daylight!"
A bit later, a Baptist Minister came there, and looking around, He scurried into the House.
Mike put down His shovel and said to Paddy, "Are You seeing what I'm seeing?! A Man of the Church, and He's giving That Place His Custom!"
Just then, a Catholic Priest came down the street, looked to the left, then right, and slipped into the Bawdy House.
Paddy and Mike straightened up, and both removed Their Caps.
Mike said, "Faith, and there must be Somebody Mortally Sick in There!"
2007-07-27 07:19:58 · 10 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You sure dropped on on the "church" with this one.
Loved the joke!!
DE
2007-07-31 12:50:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha..Loved it.Thanx.
2007-08-01 11:15:59 · answer #2 · answered by Schumi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
youre good
2007-08-02 16:41:51 · answer #3 · answered by how u doin 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one!
2007-07-27 17:22:02 · answer #4 · answered by xxxsweetangelxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mortally?
or morally?
2007-07-27 14:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by caroline 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmao & I am of Irish stock.
2007-08-01 09:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by Janet B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha!
2007-07-27 14:24:20 · answer #7 · answered by U.S. Army Strong 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice and hilarious! ^_^
2007-07-27 15:54:42 · answer #8 · answered by Nhu N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess he's right........
2007-07-27 14:40:24 · answer #9 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2007-08-02 14:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by Jen 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋