MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is she?
MAN: She's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
2007-07-27 07:13:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny!!!!! i wil give you a star
2007-07-27 07:16:03 · answer #1 · answered by »[•-'ხąხï ხøø'-•]« 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, kutos for trying, but you have to tell the whole joke... it's supposed to be an OLD man/woman, and the cashier is supposed to say, " i have to see the dog/cat to make sure you have one, b/c a lot of ppl your age have been eating it"
just so you know! makes it funnier anyway.
2007-07-27 14:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by jamielu 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol ha ha ha ha ha that gross but funny u get a star
2007-07-27 14:27:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww!!!! poor lady!
have a star
2007-07-27 14:24:30 · answer #4 · answered by me, myself, and i 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's gross, but it's so funny. Here, have a star, and thanks for the 2 points.
2007-07-27 16:49:32 · answer #5 · answered by KU! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like that joke
2007-07-27 14:30:38 · answer #6 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOOL!!! THATS A GOOD ONE
2007-07-27 15:27:12 · answer #7 · answered by Krisy M. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Old .... but good.
2007-07-27 14:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eman. You just made my afternoon easier. Thanks. Everyone's asking me why I have the big smile..........
2007-07-27 14:42:06 · answer #9 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL she deserved it :P
2007-07-27 14:59:05 · answer #10 · answered by jenrz02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋