A young Bride-to-Be was preparing for her Wedding, and though Naive, she knew what her new Husband would just Love on their Wedding Night. So She asked her Mother to buy her a Long, Black, Sexy Negligee, and to fold it carefully so it wouldn't wrinkle, and place it in Her suitcase.
The Mother forgot until the last minute. She dashed out to find one, but could only find a Short, Pink Nighty; so She bought it, rushed back, and threw in in the suitcase.
That night the Groom carried His Bride into Their Suite, and being Self-Conscious, He asked Her to change in the Bathroom; and not to Peek until He got ready and into bed.
The Bride opened her Suitcase, and saw what her Mother had done!
"Oh, No!", She Cried. " It's Short, Pink, and Wrinkled!"
Her New Husband Screamed, "I Told You not To Look!"
2007-07-27 07:04:45 · 41 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke!
Glad to see you back among the living and laughing. You have been missed by a lot of people.
DE
2007-07-31 12:47:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
No D: Dam i've got self assurance so undesirable now. Oh properly with a bit of luck theyl play that next 365 days in grade 7 xD. =P yet its merely that our 7up video games kinda had like 4 human beings on each and each row makign advantageous noone peeks!!! ;( so hardcore
2016-10-19 07:25:24 · answer #2 · answered by svendsen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2007-08-04 04:33:00 · answer #3 · answered by Lola B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...that was the funniest joke I've read the whole week.lol...hahaha...poor girl!!!!
Thanks for the laugh.
Keep them coming.I just love them.
lol...thanks again.
You earn my star.
Have a week filled with fun.Bye.
2007-08-01 04:12:38 · answer #4 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-08-04 05:01:39 · answer #5 · answered by j1l2s3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLROF
Heres another:
The new bride was telling her best friend about her husbands "thang" (pointing to her upper arm) he said, (pointing to her elbow) I thought, (holding up her pinkie) can you believe.
2007-08-04 04:14:41 · answer #6 · answered by RebelDixie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats well funni star for yooh x
2007-07-27 07:14:49 · answer #7 · answered by Claireluvsyaxx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too cute!! I will definitely share that with my lady friends! I love to see them blush!
2007-08-04 04:37:39 · answer #8 · answered by zorakka 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhhahahahahaahaha now now thats funny....short cute and wrinkled...hahaha have a star
2007-08-03 03:27:56 · answer #9 · answered by TRINI GIRL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha! Great joke, i sometimes wonder how someone can get so many good jokes but anyway keep writing!!
Cheers!!!
2007-08-03 20:52:30 · answer #10 · answered by sweetgirl1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋