2007-07-27 06:48:43 · 14 answers · asked by fiddich59 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You got to get God's permission first, wouldn't you think so?
2007-07-27 06:53:27 · answer #1 · answered by autumnleaves 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, how 'bout go around with long hippy hair and a goatee in a toga, walk on a submerged sandbar to get a couple of fishermen to be your followers, and then do what some "healers" do now, yell at an unseen force to get out of peoples bodies and wamoo, they're healed! Or you could go around talking to people, eventually build an army, then take over the known world. Or you could fast to the point of starvation, seeking Enlightenment and then once you do, try and spread it around the world, You could make a covenant with an unseen force and be called that forces "chosen people" or just abide by your own morals and codes of honor and live your life that way (like I do ^_^)
2007-07-27 06:54:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone could start one however by what authority are you called? Who told you to say, "Hey with all the confusion out there come up with another based on your own intellect and comprehension of the Bible or etc. Its all up to buddy we have enough apostates, start your church by following the one true church, Find out who that is? Perpetuation or restoration, though Peter. There is only two, Catholics or Mormons. It's that simple. The Catholics have stated that all other Christian Churches are apostate of them. Mormons believe that there was a need to restore the Gospel that the authority was removed when Peter died. Go find out for yourself who is true. I am a Mormon.
2007-07-27 07:11:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ever thought about going through life without a religion? maybe you dont need 1
2007-07-27 07:07:59 · answer #4 · answered by killing_loneliness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask for money for starters. If people send you money for your belief system you have a boni-fide religion. also you can look up the guide lines laid out by the government to qualify for religious status. That way you don't have to pay tax on your money.
2007-07-27 06:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by The true face of religion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read up on L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology.
2007-07-27 07:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by Fred 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, you have to get a gay lover...... Next, you need to embezzle millions to buy your ill-decorated church. And then, you need to promote yourself on cable. Next, you need to rent a stadium so that your followers can see you bonk and actor on the head who then speaks in tongues. You'll be a resounding success :)
2007-07-27 06:53:00 · answer #7 · answered by Bgirl9488 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Put your left foot in
2. Take you left fot out
3. Put your left foot in
4. Then shake it all about
5. Then go on a rampage shooting everyone who doesnt agree that you are the sole representative of the almighty.
2007-07-27 06:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by uncle J 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Create a cult, brainwashing people into believing by threatening them with eternal damnation and promising rewards if they believe.
2007-07-27 06:53:16 · answer #9 · answered by khard 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get people to believe that your ideas are accurate and will help them in some way.
-B
2007-07-27 06:52:45 · answer #10 · answered by TypeA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋