A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your bat and your glove. Let's go outside and play some baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says,"$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that **** again"
2007-07-27 05:18:18 · 14 answers · asked by Lonely Bàstard 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats hilarious thanks for the laugh
2007-07-27 15:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by Margo is better than you are 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-07-27 05:35:19 · answer #2 · answered by the answerer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha I just snorted my coffee through my nose (thank gos it's iced coffee!) that's hella funny
2007-07-30 13:12:20 · answer #3 · answered by Ivana Cracker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny. i just told my mom the joke and she doesn't laugh at anything, but she broke out laughing at this one!
2007-07-28 18:32:52 · answer #4 · answered by aged grapes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait.... does that mean the lover is the priest right??? LOOL
2007-07-27 08:29:55 · answer #5 · answered by Krisy M. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a son like him would make me proud!! ahahhahahaha
2007-07-27 08:28:54 · answer #6 · answered by marina1ups 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Friday's #1 joke. Congrats..............
2007-07-27 05:47:18 · answer #7 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. Jeez. The Pope aught to hear this.
Nuch
2007-07-27 06:08:42 · answer #8 · answered by Nuch the Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! that boy is good!
2007-07-27 06:23:43 · answer #9 · answered by sabine 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oohhhh funny!! starred!!!
2007-07-27 05:42:16 · answer #10 · answered by the older big kid who helped invent dirt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That is terrible! LOL!!! :D
2007-07-27 05:41:28 · answer #11 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋