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If a train leaves Chicago at 7 a.m., and another train leaves Newark at 8:45 a.m., then do these pants make me look fat?

2007-07-27 05:12:57 · 37 answers · asked by Deke 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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deke you are as slender as can be besides they really flatter your backside

now for the leather bra and ball gag ..........

2007-07-27 05:16:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

No - slim as ever. But if you're traveling by train, plan on a long trip, they rarely go over 60 miles and hour and have to give up the right of way on rails to frieght trains - it can easly extend the length of your itenerary by several hours!

2007-07-27 05:16:20 · answer #2 · answered by Marvelissa VT 6 · 1 0

I think I would have to search my Bible for an answer on whether or not the train from Chicago is being conducted by the Devil!

2007-07-27 05:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by Unity 4 · 1 0

Well, if one leg of your pants is on the 7am and the other is on the 8:45am I think you'd look quite slim.

2007-07-27 05:31:29 · answer #4 · answered by Sauna son 2 · 1 0

I can not make a conclusion based on the info. I need to know the color of the pants.

2007-07-27 05:14:59 · answer #5 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 2 0

No you look great in plaid pants!
Most people don't know it but Jesus wore plaid his whole life. Till he died anyway. Because once he died he had to follow the rule, dead men don't wear plaid.
So he got up from the dead to take them off.

Everything has very simple explanations when you are religious.

2007-07-27 05:17:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

if leaving Chicago yes- too much good deep dish pizza there.
If leaving Newark, NJ...well your just damn smart then.

2007-07-27 05:17:48 · answer #7 · answered by MeaCulpa 3 · 1 0

nope cuz the trains go so fast cuz the cristians are in it that it pushes gravity in and u dont look fat

2007-07-27 05:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Thank God -My minute is up!
And if the trains were to hit you, your gonna look very skinny in those pants.

2007-07-27 05:20:13 · answer #9 · answered by Bobbie 5 · 0 2

What a fine contribution to keeping this category on a high level.

2007-07-27 05:17:26 · answer #10 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 1 1

Not if they are size 32 or less...and you wear them later than 7 p.m.

2007-07-27 05:15:01 · answer #11 · answered by G.C. 5 · 2 0

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