make me laugh.................
;)
2007-07-27 04:27:50 · 13 answers · asked by Matthew 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. 52 about 15 miles outside of Lafayette . One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride.
He tells them he has no room in the Trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.
The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town, and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down.
Sure enough "Old Smokey" pulls him over for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which the driver jokingly replies
"Mexican eggs".
The Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible plus the Swat Team. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.
"I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it ...
two have hatched and they've managed to steal a bicycle already ... I need help"!
2007-07-27 04:34:50 · answer #1 · answered by ed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) First man (to second man) - Does this road go to the hospital?
Second man- Why will this road go to the hospital? Does it have any disease?
2) A young man fell in love with a nurse, who worked in a hospital under a strit matron. One evening, the man went to meet the nurse, but ran into the matron.
Matron: What do you want?
Man: I am here to see Nurse Brown. Actually, I am her brother.
Matron: Oh! Really! I never knew about you. Anyway nice to have met you finally. Actually, I am her mother!
2007-07-27 04:37:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a pirate walks into a bar with an eyepatch, a peg leg and a hook for a hand. the bar tender asks the pirate how he got the peg leg. the pirate answers i was swimming in the ocean and my leg got bit off by a shark.
the bartender says i'm so sorry for you but how did you get your hook? the pirate says i got into a duel with my first mate and he choped of my hand. oh says the bartender. well then how did you get your hook? the pirate looks at the bartender and says i looked out the window and a seagul pooped in my eye. the bartender looks confused at the pirate and asked how did a seagul make you lose your eye? The piarate said it was the first day with my hook.
2007-07-27 07:08:42 · answer #3 · answered by sabine 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door, as he always is, to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
2007-07-27 04:34:08 · answer #4 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's how to turn to a bear:
First, there has to be a bear behind you.
Second, you need to be aware that he's behind you.
Now, you slowly, very slowly move your waist toward the bear.
TADA! You turned to a bear!
2007-07-27 04:33:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
President Bush is doing an absolute stellar job running our country.
Alright, now bust a gut.
2007-07-27 04:31:47 · answer #6 · answered by Star 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
ok
a little boy is taking a bath with his dad and he asks his dad wat his cock is the dad says in haste for the boy is to young to know its a car the dad saya. the next day the boy is taking a shower with his mom and he asks the same question about her püssy and she does the same and says its a garage on accident. so a week later the boy walks into the bathroom and find his parent doing it and yells OMG DAD UR CAR IS GONE INTO MOMS GARAGE. both parents look at each other embarassed.
sry if it wasnt funny
2007-07-27 04:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by Kent 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Ever run backwards through a cornfield naked?
2007-07-27 04:31:36 · answer #8 · answered by dark is rising 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2126456876444586820&q=taco+bell&total=5176&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2
watch this
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4172496279027369860&q=poop+song&total=1994&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2415875145808534146&q=Sarah+silverman&total=807&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/army_baby.jpg
and finally look at this
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3959810249369161691&q=borat+funny&total=3212&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=5
at least one of these will make you laugh
2007-07-27 15:08:03 · answer #9 · answered by disney987 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself...
(tacky I know...)
2007-07-27 04:37:36 · answer #10 · answered by laneydoll 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋