2007-07-27 03:56:31 · 6 answers · asked by MC BRUCE 2 in Sports ➔ Golf
No, because there's no such thing as playing too much golf.
2007-07-27 04:03:56 · answer #1 · answered by Mizer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so, but here is something humorous and tongue in cheek for you:
"COPYRIGHT 2001 Reed Business Information, Inc. (US)
CRAIG BRASS. Dutton, $19.95 (224p) ISBN 0-525-94629-2
"Golf is... a nasty, vicious game, played mainly by educated people who, quite frankly, should know better." In this hilarious send-up of 12-step programs and golf-buffs alike, Brass challenges golfers to ask themselves 15 questions to determine if they are "problem golfers." For example: "Do you count going to the driving range with your [spouse] as a night on the town?" or "Do you envy people who can golf without getting into trouble?" Approximately six million golfers play more than 21 rounds of golf a year; they are benignly labeled "avid" golfers. Brass contends that if those same people shot up heroine 21 times a year, they would not be considered "avid" ding users; they would be called junkies. With that analogy in mind, he calls on all amateur golfers to admit they have a problem and seek the help they need before it's too late. Chapter titles mimic AA steps: "Admit you are powerless over golf -- that your life has become unmanageable" and "Come to believe that a Power greater than yourself could re store you to sanity." Of course, in this case, that power would be named Jack Nicklaus. This is a quick airplane read, a perfect stocking-stuffer and a great gag gift from any and all golf widows or widowers. A fore-ward by actor and fellow problem golfer Jeff Daniels recommends reading the book to quit golf instead of having a frontal lobotomy: "It's cheaper and won't leave a scar." (Nov.)"
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2007-07-27 04:08:22 · answer #2 · answered by Steve 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golfaholics Anonymous?
No I don't think so, maybe Obsesive/Compulsives Anonymous or even Liars Anonymous ("Hey I shot a 64 on the Eagles course yesterday!!!")
2007-07-27 04:07:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no but it beat having the wife yell at you all the time
2007-07-27 05:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by paulcondo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that I know of...but my wife would want me to go...
2007-07-27 05:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by Sincerus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No such thing man!!
2007-07-27 05:00:48 · answer #6 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋