I found there is a lower limit to what even he will accept.
2007-07-27 03:38:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, Satan bought mine, but he returned it three days later saying it didn't fit. I think he wore it and just kept the tags on it.
2007-07-27 03:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Satan never refuse any soul if you want to sell it to him, that's his purpose destroying souls, if you the soul is already dirty that soul would be the first to capitulate.
2007-07-27 03:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by sidestepper11 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan is actually after "soles" -- fish. This is why he has Poseidon's trident, and Jesus was said to hung out with fisherman. It's all just one peron's fishing story that, like the telephone game, got elabroated to the point of becoming a full religion.
2007-07-27 03:44:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He refused mine because I didn't meet the legal age requirement. Satan sure does have a lot of lawyers riding on him.
2007-07-27 03:41:33 · answer #4 · answered by some teenager 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I tried to sell Satan Dr. Phil's soul, and he flipped me the finger!
2007-07-27 03:42:43 · answer #5 · answered by grapefruit 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No; he said it was perfect.
But he was trading me for a cookie, and it didn't have enough chocolate chips. I backed out; I need a better cookie if I'm gonna lose my soul for it. Anybody here got a *good* chocolate chip cookie they'll trade me for?
2007-07-27 03:58:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicely, i might shape it as a employ selection deal yet i might desire some significant collateral up front. you are able to no longer believe devil, whether you have it in writing. Plus, if the deal is going south and you are able to sue...who do you think of has all the legal professionals?
2016-10-09 10:42:57 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan wouldn't even show up to discuss the terms of my proposed sale. He didn't even show up. Man, how crappy must my soul be if he won't even show up! God wouldn't either, and neither would Jesus. None of them want my soul.
I mean, it probably doesn't help that I don't believe in any of them, but still, if they really do exist, it hurts that all of them reject me. Boo hoo... boo hooo hoooooo.
2007-07-27 03:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Of course.
2007-07-27 03:41:53 · answer #9 · answered by hopflower 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's not fair..............I don't even have a soul to sell.
I guess that's the bummer of atheism.
2007-07-27 03:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋