2007-07-27 03:35:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Yo' pappa didn't tell you?
Well, I ain't yo pappa, or even yo' mamma, but baby, unlike ice cubes, weeze not all tha same size & shape ... an' boy donkeys go with girl donkeys... is that perfectly clear?
Sho' hope so!
love,
Lakshmi
p.s. Not every bird can *accommodate* a donkey....if you don't understand, ask your doctor ...
2007-07-27 03:45:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe their not playing hard to get,maybe they are trying to get rid of you.You maybe hung like a donkey but if your conversation level is that of a donkey they probably wouldn't be interested and from the way you ask the question it seems you aint the brightest bulb in the box
2007-07-28 03:58:16 · answer #2 · answered by AFDEE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Birds and Donkeys don't mix. It's all about kinds.
2007-07-27 13:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by : 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They're afraid of a hung donkey.
2007-07-27 10:37:59 · answer #4 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hung like a donkey are you?...........well in that department I am like a new born baby - two foot long and weighing eight pounds (I wished). Which brings me to the crux of my answer. There's nothing you've got that the average girl can't accommodate so it must be you that they are rejecting, not your appendage.
2007-07-28 07:40:44 · answer #5 · answered by qbrblclub 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you should read a Midsummer Nights Dream. Birds fall in love with other birds. Girls don't fall in love with donkeys they fall in love with men.
How about trying to impress then with your intellect, wit and charm.
Try not being so preoccupied with your dick.
2007-07-27 11:01:24 · answer #6 · answered by EdgeWitch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if you brag to the girls that you are hung like a donkey i think this is what might be putting them off haveing a big willy is not every thing
2007-07-27 10:41:31 · answer #7 · answered by parrotparrot 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Maybe cuz you call them birds? Try not thinking about sex and start thinking about the WOMAN! No one wants a man who only wants her for sex. Besides, in my opinion, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.
2007-07-27 10:54:51 · answer #8 · answered by lookoutthewindow 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe some birds rather a horse.
2007-07-29 10:26:53 · answer #9 · answered by honey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So's a donkey, mate. You have to have a little more than that.
2007-07-27 10:42:47 · answer #10 · answered by Tamarind 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋