2007-07-27 03:31:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They had me at "God answers knee-mail." Classic. And oh-so clever.
2007-07-27 03:34:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
Cleverness never converts people. That's the Holy Spirit's job.
2007-07-27 10:37:55 · answer #2 · answered by sparki777 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
During our drought last year there was a church that thier sign said nothing but "Pray for Rain". I don't know how many converts they got but it made me giggle.
2007-07-27 10:38:51 · answer #3 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No church sign message ever converted anyone. Ever.
Conversion or repentence is from God alone.
I saw one that stuck in my mind since about 33 years ago, and I liked it even then..."Live without Christ, Die without hope."
Short, true, and simple.
2007-07-27 10:42:42 · answer #4 · answered by Jed 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its not signs- its God Himself
alot were converted THRU Billy G including my son!
2007-07-27 10:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
no sign converts
2007-07-27 10:40:36 · answer #6 · answered by bethybug 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like:
"Don't MAKE me come DOWN there"
'
but I don't know how many converts it gets...
LOL
blessings :)
2007-07-27 11:24:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Converted them which way?
2007-07-27 10:36:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
110 degrees sign say so you think this is hot? ch ch whats missing ur ch ch
2007-07-27 10:53:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably something cute
with a double meaning
or other play on words
2007-07-27 10:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"God hates the Gays"
Not a joke, and no, it wasn't Westboro Baptist. I saw this one when I was driving near Richmond VA (I live near DC, and was on my way back from southern Virginia).
2007-07-27 10:38:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋