Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf, says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this time he's crouched down behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
"WILL YOU FECK OFF!!!! I'M TRYING TO TAKE A DUMP!!!!
2007-07-27 02:26:37 · 11 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hiya flower, a top class start
its star time
2007-07-27 02:31:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha, another fine one from the lady of the lakes
2007-07-27 03:00:34 · answer #2 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...... The best joke I've heard today. Well Done! Star for YOU! *
2007-07-27 05:16:11 · answer #3 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, another good'un from the canny lass lol!!!
2007-07-27 10:25:20 · answer #4 · answered by babyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great twist on the fairytale life
2007-07-27 06:33:56 · answer #5 · answered by sabine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats a dump? I did not get it.
2007-07-27 02:42:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty darn good. I'll give it a 8.5
2007-07-27 02:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, gotta admit this one was a winner!!
^L^)
2007-07-27 06:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that one before. its a classic
2007-07-27 02:29:48 · answer #9 · answered by luckylu2k3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ho,hum
2007-07-27 02:28:24 · answer #10 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋