A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the ladies' bowling league, honey," he says. "We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says, "Hi, Davey! Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
2007-07-27 02:15:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabbie turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real ***** tonight, Dave."
2007-07-27 02:16:00 · update #1
lol that was nice...
2007-07-29 10:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, Hehehehehehe I love your jokes. Lol Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-27 13:14:48 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, Hahahahahahaha Good one and how true!!! Lol Lol A Friend. poppy1
2016-04-01 04:39:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a good day for Dave...
2007-07-27 02:18:58 · answer #4 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats really good. Made me laugh out loud
2007-07-27 21:31:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha 8/10 nice one
2007-07-27 02:19:29 · answer #6 · answered by muj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cabbie driver make that one fun. lol
2007-07-27 04:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny! definately worth a star
2007-07-27 03:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by georgiagrits1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one I really LIKE brilliant. I hope I can remember it.
You've guessed it another star.
2007-07-27 02:49:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Star for you!
2007-07-27 08:53:14 · answer #10 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad husband - funny joke!
2007-07-27 02:18:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋