A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They hit if off, and end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is littered with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears sit on a shelf near the floor, Medium sized bears are on the next shelf up, and huge bears line the top shelf. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have so prolific a collection of teddy bears, but he opts not to make mention of it.
After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how was it?”
The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
2007-07-27
02:04:31
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