my friend always asks me to suck his *ahem* whether he means it or says it jokingly..i will nevr know. but i always come out with witty combacks letting him down. anyone know any good ones i could use next time. its has to be insulting otherwise that defeats the purpose.
2007-07-27 00:35:38 · 20 answers · asked by oooops! 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You have a dick???!!!
2007-07-27 00:40:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
You could say.....
Get me the magnifing glass so i can see it, the tweezers so i can hold it and a tooth pick incase it gets stuck between my teeth...
or you could just tell him ok...and watch him freak out. then just walk away, leaving him confused....and if he brings it up, just act like you dont know what he's talking about
2007-07-27 00:40:57 · answer #2 · answered by Cutthroat Lars 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have any witty come backs because my friends don't " joke" that way.
2007-07-27 00:50:33 · answer #3 · answered by lillulu460 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your "friend" asks you to suck him? What kind of friend is that disrespectful?
2007-07-27 00:48:53 · answer #4 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell him yeah baby - it would be great to compare the size of your *ahem* to that of your dads.(whoops)!
2007-07-27 01:04:46 · answer #5 · answered by truluv exists! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry I was told it's dangerous to put small objects in my mouth!
2007-07-27 00:39:47 · answer #6 · answered by franevilbob 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I already flossed this morning
2007-07-27 00:38:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It wouldn't be fair to the OTHER beautiful people
2007-07-27 00:42:26 · answer #8 · answered by roygbiv 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just suck it!
2007-07-27 06:24:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
walk up to him and blow him in the face, then walk away hahahahaha
2007-07-27 00:59:24 · answer #10 · answered by Kristen C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I don't waste my time with tiny pickles"
"If you had a d*ck worth sucking..."
"I don't believe in pity sex"
2007-07-27 00:40:19 · answer #11 · answered by lanagrl78 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋