An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world.
After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.
So she shot herself in the left kneecap.
2007-07-27 00:34:24 · 4 answers · asked by pappatoad2 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol sickkkk.......
2007-07-27 00:38:24 · answer #1 · answered by rbtchcknlg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....nipple having left the original place long back, it was left to the knee to take the left over strength of the heart to part with the left over life,.....yes, what else is left in life! (hey, good joke!)
2007-07-27 07:41:45 · answer #2 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew spare the grannys atleast...
2007-07-27 07:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:o
2007-07-27 07:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by Micheala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋