Telephone Network ****
American scientists dug 50 meters down in the underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, America announced that the ancient Americans 25,000 years ago had a nation-wide telephone network.
Naturally, the Japanese government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down they round small pieces of glass and they soon announced that the ancient Japanese 35,000 years ago already had a nation-wide fiber net.
Filipino scientists were outraged. They dug 200 meters down in the underground, but found absolutely nothing. They happily concluded that the ancient Filipinos 55,000 years ago had cellular telephones.
Old Maid in a Bus ***
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead *****."
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common
2007-07-27 00:18:30 · 15 answers · asked by PnkFlr 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The **** stands for *****
2007-07-27 00:26:58 · update #1
The **** stands for ***** cat !
2007-07-27 00:28:05 · update #2
**** stands for Pu**y cat !!!!!
2007-07-27 14:29:39 · update #3
**** stands for Pu*s*y cat !!!!!
2007-07-27 14:30:05 · update #4
*OMG !!!!! Lmao !!!! Too good, dearie !!!
U r just unstoppable !!! Stars for u *******
2007-07-27 00:23:01 · answer #1 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
WOW! Just terrific! So deliciously humorous!! I loved both the jokes! Oh My God Sweetie! I could shower you with stars for these… truly awesome! Keep posting Honey!!!
2007-07-27 15:10:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it already...
For ur effort i wil give u a star..
i have read many of ur jokes...
keep writing....
2007-07-27 07:51:24 · answer #3 · answered by sprite 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HEE! HEE! GOOD ONES 10/10+A STAR
2007-07-27 08:28:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The first one Really blew me away :)))) Fuuunyyyyyy!!!the second one was funny too, but the first one... :))))) Ha, ha, ha...
2007-07-29 21:35:25 · answer #5 · answered by thalija_muse 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some more pl.
2007-08-01 11:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by SAMMYBOY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't want to hurt your felings but it was not good
2007-07-28 10:50:39 · answer #7 · answered by Manan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i really liked that. in fact lovvve it.
2007-07-29 01:39:13 · answer #8 · answered by catchjsq.ifyoucan 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-28 08:08:02 · answer #9 · answered by Truly Madly Deeply 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
nice joke!!!:)
A star for you!!
2007-07-27 11:27:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋