Hearing Aids ***
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
Talking Clock ***
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.
"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.
"That is the talking clock", the man replied.
"How's it work?" the friend asked.
"Watch", the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.
Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall " KNOCK IT OFF, ******* ! It's two AM!
2007-07-27 00:12:14 · 26 answers · asked by PnkFlr 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The ****** stand for a$$h^^e !!
2007-07-27 00:25:18 · update #1
*Lol !!! A goood one !! A STAR for u *****
2007-07-27 00:20:15 · answer #1 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
“WOW!" What lovely jokes! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha I'll give you a star!!! Keep posting Sweetie Iove your jokes!
2007-07-27 15:04:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute, especially the old guy :) Serves them right:)
2007-07-27 07:19:16 · answer #3 · answered by Delighted 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny i wish i was good at telling jokes
2007-07-27 07:31:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Havent heard, wont hear, nice simple jokes. why don't they understand.
2007-07-28 06:18:21 · answer #5 · answered by Nii 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao the last one is the best of the day.
2007-07-27 07:27:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL on this one...when u type lol, are u really laughing out loud behind the computer?
2007-07-27 07:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by jesse 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Damn good jokes. A star for you.
2007-08-01 11:57:19 · answer #8 · answered by SAMMYBOY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i had heard it before but sorry didn't even get a smile on my face
2007-07-28 13:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by chinky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey gud ones!!!
2007-07-27 07:17:45 · answer #10 · answered by evilseye19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the second alooooooooooooooooooot
beautiful keep it lool
2007-07-30 14:59:34 · answer #11 · answered by A's 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋