You looked a lot like my wife
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
2007-07-26 22:58:18 · 13 answers · asked by sami 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahaha, did you follow me into that bar last night?????
2007-07-26 23:42:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q) Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
A) Because they come in bunches!
Q) What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion?
A) A potato with watery eyes!
Q) What do you get when you cross a tree with a genius?
A) Albert Pinestein!
Q) Why did the corn stalk get mad at the farmer?
A) He kept pulling its ears!
Q) How does a ghost eat an apple?
A) By goblin it!
Q) What do two bananas do when they meet each other?
A) A banana shake!
Q) What is King Kong's favorite food?
A) Ape-ricots!
Q) When is an apple a grouch?
A) When it's a crab apple!
Q) What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A) A neck-tarine!
Q) What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?
A) A tooty fruity!
Q) What room can be eaten?
A) A mushroom!
Q) What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?
A) Slippers!
2007-07-26 23:50:12 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OOH LA LA! Coming from a sexy woman like you that is Absolutely! Orgasmic for the guys!!! Actually it is outrageously funny! LMFAO! Star for you Honey!!!
2007-07-26 23:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny. That's got to be the most dangerous chat up line a man could ever use!!
:-)))
2007-07-26 23:15:50 · answer #4 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great. .......A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!" The mushroom asks, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!" (fungi)
2007-07-26 23:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn`t alcohol a great thing?
3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this?
Wear underwear.
2007-07-27 05:41:57 · answer #6 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl thats a gudn
2007-07-26 23:02:45 · answer #7 · answered by deliciousde 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..this one is funny ! thanx for a bright weekends you bring!!hahaha
2007-07-26 23:39:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, esp. for a girl.
2007-07-26 23:04:36 · answer #9 · answered by ~rabin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha
saw that coming
2007-07-26 23:18:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋