A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you buy some Budweiser with it instead?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the homeless man said.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, "Hey, man, that's okay! I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up Budweiser, gambling, and golf!
2007-07-26 22:36:01 · 17 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-07-27 01:31:21 · answer #1 · answered by aerohoney 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh MY God! Outrageously Funny… Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hey! My tummy is paining laughing at this one…the punch line blew me off my feet and I am still rolling around laughing…A Star for you my friend!!!
2007-07-27 06:08:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! That's hillarious! Keep em coming, dude!
2007-07-27 06:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats a good one ive read so far(and i read like over 20 jokes)
2007-08-03 17:05:26 · answer #4 · answered by sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive read that before but in a womens version
still funny tho lol hahahahhahhahhx xxx
2007-07-27 05:47:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
I do not want to become a Bum
2007-08-01 07:07:35 · answer #6 · answered by mailtogame 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever, very clever, and a goodie.
2007-08-01 09:05:07 · answer #7 · answered by Janet B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!hahahaha... nice one! i will give you a star to that!
2007-08-04 03:05:13 · answer #8 · answered by dianelane0811 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jumper cables walked into a bar & asked the bartender if they were welcome. He said yes, but don't start anything!
2007-07-27 06:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha..funny. i admire people that can laugh about themselves..hahaha...
2007-07-27 05:43:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE this joke, well done, hilarious! STAR! :-)
2007-07-27 06:19:45 · answer #11 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋