Q..What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray
Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
2007-07-26 22:21:40 · 26 answers · asked by sami 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
baby animal..... if they aint funny STOP READING THEM !!!! d'oh!
2007-07-26 22:26:34 · update #1
MIKE SANDERS! noi got them from your MAMA!
2007-07-26 22:29:55 · update #2
Now thats funny. I don`t care who you are.
If you can`t laugh at that you need to loosen up.
2007-07-27 05:56:02 · answer #1 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
They don't know the route.
What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
"It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
An Italian suppository.
Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
From eating with forks.
Why don't blondes double recipes?
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
They can't remember the number.
OR: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
What do you call a blonde touching her toes?
A brunette with bad breath
What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Reservations.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air bubbles.
What do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW?
Divorcee'
What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?
What do you call a zit on a blonde's bum?
A brain tumor.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
How do blonde brain cells die?
Alone.
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
She'd just dyed her hair.
OR: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
2007-07-27 06:55:14 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey hun..
Its is a strange world.. People just love to complain, about whatever they can... Ignore the miserable peeps!!
I liked them...!! They were'nt hilarious or owt, but made me smile...Being blonde is awesome!!
Have a good weekend
xxx
2007-07-27 05:41:22 · answer #3 · answered by KB 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny u can't beat a good blonde joke
2007-07-27 05:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by Evonne M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
im in love with a blond called sami
2007-07-27 05:24:19 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They're great. Life is too short to me miserable & mean. I printed them out to share.
2007-07-27 06:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the last one.
2007-07-27 05:24:53 · answer #7 · answered by lilgernadegal81 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah its kinda funny, but not the funniest
2007-07-27 05:27:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why can't we all just get along and keep it in the family?
2007-07-27 06:55:17 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your on a roll, keep them cuming
2007-07-27 05:27:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋