A young guy from Alberta moves to Vancouver and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Alberta ."
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did. His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?
The kid says "one".
The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid says "$101,237.65".
The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"
The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"
The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot. You should go fishing."
2007-07-26 22:19:40 · 12 answers · asked by Brad 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-07-26 22:51:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That kid will be CEO in 2 weeks!
Thanx 4 d laf.
2007-07-27 05:24:01 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome! That joke will be making the rounds at work tomorrow!
2007-07-27 05:24:42 · answer #3 · answered by infernoflower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha I have heard it before, just recently! But it still makes me laugh my freakin' head off!!! A star for you Brad!!!
2007-07-27 05:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, but your wife still wants her tampons...
2007-07-27 05:31:18 · answer #5 · answered by bert bert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehee..funny....
if any ask of a colleague..probably he would end up with the Co. Owner!!....i fear>>>
2007-07-27 05:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by Potter'sClay-Isa 64:8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I have that mind also! Very good job!
2007-07-27 05:33:07 · answer #7 · answered by curse breaker c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao should be hired by Bill Gates.
2007-07-27 05:24:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoaaaaaaaaaaa, that was cool!!
2007-07-27 05:32:06 · answer #9 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good......but not great
2007-07-27 07:33:46 · answer #10 · answered by cass_muffin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋