How To Tell You've Joined A BAD HMO !!!
The Chief Surgeon's diploma is from the University of Benihana.
The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day."
Your proctologist makes house calls in a Roto-Rooter van.
Your Prozac comes in different colors with little 'm's on them.
Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
Use of antibiotics is deemed an "unauthorized experimental procedure."
You ask for Viagra, and you get a popsicle stick and duct tape.
The only expense covered 100% is cremation.
Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
"Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters!
2007-07-26 22:17:09 · 8 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW! That was brilliant! Just Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Star for you!!!
2007-07-26 22:47:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great. I have an HMO. I should give a copy of this to my Dr's office ( in the trailer park, just kidding). I cancelled my appt, talked to te office 3 times in one day & they STILL called me the next day to ask if I was going to keep the appt. I asked, "Don't you people talk to each other?" It's a small office (it would have to be in a trailer park.)
2007-07-27 06:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Oldie, but Still a Goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-07-29 17:58:08 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some one put a lot of effort into that joke.
It is funny.
2007-08-03 14:23:30 · answer #4 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one I like it
2007-08-04 04:44:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pd6491,I just love your great sense of humor.
2007-08-02 23:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by ramchandra b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-27 05:21:45 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting!!! lol lol
2007-08-03 16:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by empresstnt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋