There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife sleeping with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
2007-07-26 22:09:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha That was so tragically funny…LMAO!!! You earned yourself a star!!!
2007-07-26 22:44:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 21:46:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow. That was a little funny. I'll give you a star.
2007-07-26 22:12:41 · answer #3 · answered by Dani Marie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!! Very funny, but kinda sad too, that poor guy, I give him a hug!!!! :-) STAR!
2007-07-26 22:24:01 · answer #4 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lemme be frank...i guessed the ending half way through
2007-07-26 22:17:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha..the moral of the story...becareful of what you drink! bully people specially!! hahahahaha....
2007-07-26 22:21:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao very funny
2007-07-26 22:14:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, good one, I thought I had problems. LOL
2007-07-26 22:12:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
is this a question?or you are just sharing a joke?
2007-07-26 22:11:39 · answer #9 · answered by simple_nicegirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
is this story before sleeping?!!
2007-07-26 22:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋