Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree
2007-07-26 22:01:22 · 18 answers · asked by sami 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
babdyduke ... what????
2007-07-26 22:06:44 · update #1
Sami, I love your sense of humour ....keep it up
2007-07-27 04:45:03 · answer #1 · answered by dingwaggle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do men like blonde jokes?
Because they can understand them.
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
She has a checkbook.
How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
There is a stamp on it.
How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Why do blondes work seven days a week?
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone.
What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
An IN-body experience!
What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
An air mattress.
Why do blondes wear their hair up?
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
Shine a torch in her ears.
How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
There's writing on the white-out.
Why don't blondes eat Jell-O?
They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
"Debbie...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why did the blonde cross the road?
Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
OR: I don't know.
OR: Neither did she.
2007-07-27 06:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There’s a blonde, brunette and redhead in a building when it bursts into flames. The blonde, brunette and redhead run out of their apartments but they find that the exit is blocked and their only choice is up. so they go up at the roof, they look down and realize that it is too far to jump down when suddenly there are firemen stretching out a net and are waiting at the bottom. The fireman say "jump, jump, we will catch you." So the brunette jumps, and the fireman pulls the net away and the brunette dies. Next the redhead steps up
the firemen say "jump, jump we will catch you." So the redhead jumps and the firemen pull the net away and she dies. Next the blonde steps up and the firemen say "jump, jump we will catch you." But the blonde says "no way, I know what you did to the redhead and the brunette and so I am not going to jump." But the firemen say "no, no, we just don’t like brunettes and redheads but we love blondes so jump and we will catch you." But the blonde still doesn’t trust them so she says "put the net down and step away from it!"
So the firemen put the net down and stepped away and the blonde jumped.
Sometimes being a blonde isn't easy, especially if you're cooking...
MONDAY
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.
WEDNESDAY
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, and then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. This is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
2007-07-27 05:14:28 · answer #3 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Really funny! If blondes get so offended at blonde jokes should I be offended when the Irishman turns out to be thick in the Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman jokes? No, I'm Irish and proud of being Irish but a joke is a joke. Period.
Really funny joke, keep it up! :-)
2007-07-27 06:15:02 · answer #4 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Didnt understand the joke - maybe coz I'm blonde
2007-07-27 05:07:07 · answer #5 · answered by Andrienne 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
check it out Sami is a blonde some idiot at the top has`nt worked it out yet ?
2007-07-27 05:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
its very funny and whoever that is asking what is the question what you on its a joke
2007-07-27 05:09:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thanks again to you & bilbo. I've had a rough week & need a laugh. For the people who question the guidelines, THIS IS THE JOKE SECTION!!!!!!
2007-07-27 06:48:20 · answer #8 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! :D thank for the 2 points
2007-07-27 05:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by precious 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-27 05:51:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋