A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab; things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete.
He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star, and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger:"Sounds like he was something really special".
Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me; I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up o Frank Feldman."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well now... I never actually met Frank. I Just made the mistake of marrying his widow.
2007-07-26 21:45:03 · 4 answers · asked by Brad 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My ex's second wife used to tell everyone that about me.
Funny thing, he never treated me that way, or I might have stayed!!!
2007-07-26 22:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great! I didn't see that one coming & usually I do. May I add you to my contacts?
2007-07-27 07:08:53 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
2007-07-27 05:22:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha lol
2007-07-27 05:01:52 · answer #4 · answered by ♥...........♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋