A WV State Trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 8 miles west of
the Virginia/West Virginia state line.
When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the
driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on
his way to Charleston to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus
and didn't want to be late.
The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated
by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him
then he wouldn't give him a ticket.
The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his
equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of
his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three
flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in
behind the patrol car. A drunk, good old boy, from W.V., got out
and watched the performance briefly. He then went over to the
patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the
patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he
was doing.
"You might as well take my drunk butt on to jail cuz there ain't no way I can pass that test."
2007-07-26 21:41:36 · 2 answers · asked by Brad 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles