The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation
for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. The congregation
agreed that it was only fair, and approved it. When the next child arrived, the
minister appealed and again the congregation approved the increase. Several
years and five children later, the congregation was a bit upset over the
increasing expenses. This turned into a rather loud meeting one night with the
minister.
Finally, the minister stood up and shouted "Having children is an
Act of God!"
An older man in the back stood and shouted back "So is rain and snow, but we
wearing rubbers for them!"
2007-07-26 21:28:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that's funny..here's a star!
2007-07-26 21:35:04 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♫HiKaRu_ShiDoU♫♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely correct!!
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated loudly.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
2007-07-27 04:35:19 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, that is sooo funny!
2007-07-27 04:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by ♥...........♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it
2007-07-27 04:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny! Thanks!
2007-07-27 04:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by Jacqui Waze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋