is this worthy of a star?

Question

In a hospital, a man cant get into the mens toilets.A nurse says: " sir, you may use the ladies loo. But dont touch any of the buttons on the wall. The man agrees. Once he,s in there, he does his business then notices the buttons that he promised not to touch. Each is identified by initials; WW, WA, PP and ATR. The man cant resist. First he pushes WW and warm water gently sprays on his bottom. Next he presses WA and warm air blows his nether regions dry. then he tries PP and a powder puff applies talc. feeling very pampered, he prods the ATR button. But next thing he knows, hes back on the ward in his bed. "Whats happened?" he gasps Ah, the nurse frowns. "I told you not to touch anything. the ATR button is the Automatic tampon remover. youll find your penis in that glass jar."

Answer 1

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Answer 2

These three men went out on this fishing trip, but as they we sailing along in their little boat, a storm picked up and swept them onto a rather small island.

Now the men weren't scared at first, but when they saw these cannibals chasing after them, they began to run for their lives. The cannibals were much faster than they were, and so they captured the three men, and brought them to their King.

The King said, "I want each of you to pick 10 fruits. Each man must collect a different fruit as to that of the other two. Once you have done this, return to me, and I will tell you what to do."

So the men, fearing their lives, run out and began to search madly for any fruit. The first man returns after a while with 10 apples. The King grinned wickedly and said, "Now you must take those 10 apples and shove them up your *** without making any facial expression. If you fail to do so, I will kill you!"

The poor man gets up to number 8 and then screams, as the pain was so intense. The King killed him right then and there, and returned to see the second man coming back with 10 strawberries. The second man got his instructions, too, and was up to the 10th strawberry, when all of a sudden, for no apparent reason, he begins laughing hysterically. So the King killed him, too, just as he did with the first man.

Now the first man and the second man meet up in Heaven, and the first man asks the second man, "Why did you laugh? You were on your last strawberry, and you could have gotten away!"

The second man said with a little smile, "Yeah, I know, but I couldn't resist laughing when I saw the third man coming back with pineapples!"

Answer 3

Heard it... The same one was on YA! a few weeks ago... And the man was in an air plane, trying to get into the men's bathroom

Answer 4

omg!

ouch!

the poor guy!

just goes to show- curiosity isn't always a good thing!

it is definetly worthy of a star!

if not for the funny factor, then for the shock factor.

omg!

cheers!

Answer 5

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Answer 6

That's what men get for not following directions.

Answer 7

Ouch. Its acronym not initials by the way.

Answer 8

hahahahahaha...funny. thanx for the good laugh.

here's a star!!

Answer 9

lol no point but it gave me a good laugh! i guess it is

Answer 10

Ouchh....

LOL

I can feel the pain..

Answer 11

hahahahahaha