A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk?
"Gee, I don't know."
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"
2007-07-26 20:32:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next
husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally
together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you
mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
"I mean her legs!"
2007-07-26 20:34:01 · update #1
sorry i added the same joke twice. crap!
2007-07-26 20:34:52 · update #2
that was fuNny.. :D
2007-07-26 20:41:02 · answer #1 · answered by meemo :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones--here's a star for you!!
2007-07-26 21:14:27 · answer #2 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love these jokes!!
keep 'em coming!
lmao
=D
2007-07-26 20:46:31 · answer #3 · answered by bLaH! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 10:27:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋