A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial -- a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him."
At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be in jail for contempt of court in a heart beat!"
2007-07-26 18:16:08 · 9 answers · asked by Sir $liq Rick 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. I Love this one! ... hehehe ...
Old Ladies Do Not Play!! LOL.
Thank you for this! LOL.
2007-07-29 11:20:41 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg LMAO wow didnt expect that ... a star 4 u
2007-07-26 18:22:23 · answer #2 · answered by Im BETTER than that 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, just so you know, they are not ALL like that, its only that 98% of them make the rest look bad!!!!!!!
2016-05-20 01:47:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you just love them!!! Star for you!!
2007-07-26 21:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup... you gotta love 'em jokes...
2007-07-26 23:37:38 · answer #5 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!! that was really funny! thanks for sharing with us!
jojo. (did not know I had a star limit, or I would give you one).
2007-07-26 19:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by jo jo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...lmao
2007-07-26 18:36:37 · answer #7 · answered by clover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-26 18:18:57 · answer #8 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! I loved it! Thanks!
2007-07-26 20:00:03 · answer #9 · answered by Jacqui Waze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋