That's an interesting question, since you think you would actually give Him a piece of your mind instead of bow down and beg for mercy. Give me a break, you would pee your pants and cry like babies.
2007-07-26 18:02:15
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answered by L.C. 6
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If I could give God a piece of my mind I wouldnt be an atheist now would I?
2007-07-27 01:00:42
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answered by Anonymous
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Why do Christians think an atheist would want to talk to god? I don't sit around dreaming up conversations to have with other people's imaginary friends.
2007-07-27 01:05:56
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answered by atheist 6
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i dont think i would be able to say anything at all.
There's some sort of mental revelation that comes with meeting someone who doesn't exist. I would wonder if i was stoned out of my head, or if this was actually happening. But if i could ask him anything, i would ask him why his heaven didn't involve a beer volcano.
IN FSM WE TRUST! RAmen
2007-07-27 01:02:16
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answered by Anonymous
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That is like asking me what I would say to the toothfairy if I had the chance. One cannot have a conversation with a being that does not exist.
2007-07-27 01:13:38
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answered by Anonymous
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What makes you think we want to?
Just because we get annoyed with you all doesn't mean we hate your 'god' or anything... I don't feel anything toward your magic being, just neutral, because I don't feel it exists.
However...I guess I could request to know why it made so many nujobs...
2007-07-27 01:01:41
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd say "Jesus! I thought you didn't exist!!!"
Then I'd tell him nice work out in the Pacific Northwest and Alaska. I love it out there.
Then I'd ask him if there are short-cuts to helping kids with behavioral and emotional disorders, because that'd help my career like whoa.
2007-07-27 01:02:36
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answered by Buying is Voting 7
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You're an arrogant, jealous, snobby, self centered asshole who punishes humans for inheriting something that can send them to eternal hellfire without them having a choice.
2007-07-27 01:01:20
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answered by Tanjo22 3
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Trying to be funny, are you? This question is typical of the complete lack of thinking ability of theists.
2007-07-27 02:56:17
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answered by Fred 7
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There appears to be a logical fallacy in your question.
That like asking a Jehovah's witness what they want for their birthday.
2007-07-27 01:00:36
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answered by Anonymous
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