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What would you say to Him?And Why?

2007-07-26 17:57:35 · 16 answers · asked by Maurice H 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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That's an interesting question, since you think you would actually give Him a piece of your mind instead of bow down and beg for mercy. Give me a break, you would pee your pants and cry like babies.

2007-07-26 18:02:15 · answer #1 · answered by L.C. 6 · 0 3

If I could give God a piece of my mind I wouldnt be an atheist now would I?

2007-07-27 01:00:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Why do Christians think an atheist would want to talk to god? I don't sit around dreaming up conversations to have with other people's imaginary friends.

2007-07-27 01:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by atheist 6 · 1 0

i dont think i would be able to say anything at all.
There's some sort of mental revelation that comes with meeting someone who doesn't exist. I would wonder if i was stoned out of my head, or if this was actually happening. But if i could ask him anything, i would ask him why his heaven didn't involve a beer volcano.

IN FSM WE TRUST! RAmen

2007-07-27 01:02:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That is like asking me what I would say to the toothfairy if I had the chance. One cannot have a conversation with a being that does not exist.

2007-07-27 01:13:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What makes you think we want to?

Just because we get annoyed with you all doesn't mean we hate your 'god' or anything... I don't feel anything toward your magic being, just neutral, because I don't feel it exists.

However...I guess I could request to know why it made so many nujobs...

2007-07-27 01:01:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'd say "Jesus! I thought you didn't exist!!!"

Then I'd tell him nice work out in the Pacific Northwest and Alaska. I love it out there.

Then I'd ask him if there are short-cuts to helping kids with behavioral and emotional disorders, because that'd help my career like whoa.

2007-07-27 01:02:36 · answer #7 · answered by Buying is Voting 7 · 2 0

You're an arrogant, jealous, snobby, self centered asshole who punishes humans for inheriting something that can send them to eternal hellfire without them having a choice.

2007-07-27 01:01:20 · answer #8 · answered by Tanjo22 3 · 1 0

Trying to be funny, are you? This question is typical of the complete lack of thinking ability of theists.

2007-07-27 02:56:17 · answer #9 · answered by Fred 7 · 0 0

There appears to be a logical fallacy in your question.



That like asking a Jehovah's witness what they want for their birthday.

2007-07-27 01:00:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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