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After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was *that*?"

2007-07-26 17:11:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

......this one has produced a lot of humour, stars and comets! thanq!

2007-07-26 17:32:22 · answer #1 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0 0

That's cute.
Kids are adorable. Even just the way my daughter says the word "first". It has 2 syllables and sounds like foh-ust.

I know it's awful, but I love it when my kids swear by accident.
She used to say f*ck for the word fork.
F*ck you for the words thank you.
Just tonight, she got some crocks (the shoes) for her birthday, and called them c*cks.

Even more sad, is that we got it on video.
We said "What are those shoes? Yell it loud!"
........ and she did........ "C*CKS!!"

2007-07-26 17:28:39 · answer #2 · answered by Jilly 4 · 1 1

That was funny. My husband was teaching my son how a man pees in the toilet. We had company over and one of our friends told him to show him how. When my husband and son came out the bathroom, my son runs up to me and screams"Daddy has a big ding-ding!" and holding his arms out from side to side trying to show how big in front of our company. We almost died of laughter.

2007-07-26 17:21:04 · answer #3 · answered by Patty M 5 · 2 0

when my kids were little, we banished them to their rooms,,,after awhile child #2 peeked around the corner and yelled "i bet we're all abducted" what she meant to say was adopted....shes 25 now, and its still a joke around here

2007-07-26 17:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by vanessa c 6 · 0 0

hahahahahahaha very funny

2007-07-26 17:33:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You bet!

2007-07-26 21:44:13 · answer #6 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0 0

haha lol

2007-07-26 17:14:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was funny =]

2007-07-26 18:33:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

i dont get it

2007-07-26 17:15:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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