An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out! Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You’d be in jail for a while! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode! Cut - you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider’s home And a virus was the flu! I guess I’ll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody’s been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!
2007-07-26 16:45:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was wicked awesome dude
2007-07-26 17:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Molly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh the good old days. like when predators were animals that killed other animals and sometimes people but you didn't see them on dateline. The internet gives new meaning to: "to catch a predator" huh?
2007-07-26 23:55:17 · answer #2 · answered by angel1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And if you needed a back-up of your documents, you made sure you used carbon paper.
2007-07-26 23:54:08 · answer #3 · answered by kamaole3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm still laughing at the floppy ;-)
2007-07-26 23:50:22 · answer #4 · answered by CeeJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh, interesting imagination. quite true 2.
2007-07-27 00:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by Tiff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah and RAM was something you did to someone's head.
2007-07-26 23:48:51 · answer #6 · answered by luvmyfam 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
You come up with this yourself?
2007-07-27 00:02:44 · answer #7 · answered by crystal_diffussion 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-07-26 23:51:27 · answer #8 · answered by LemmeSeeYaCardzz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah ha ha so original
2007-07-26 23:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank you!
2007-07-27 00:27:44 · answer #10 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋