A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies. When they get to meet their Maker, because of the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Heaven.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what she wish is. "I want to be gorgeous." So God snaps his fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."
So, the next time you are last in line...smile!
2007-07-26 16:15:53 · 19 answers · asked by Donna 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm gonna have to tell that one thanks
2007-07-26 16:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was younger, my mom would call all of us inside for popsicles. Of course the oldest always got in line first....she'd tell everyone to get in line, then she'd go to the end of the line and tell us all to turn around. The smallest (and slowest) kid always got their popsicle first.
2007-07-26 23:24:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll have to remember that one next time I am angry because I have to wait in a long line!!!
2007-07-27 04:56:54 · answer #3 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Now will think of this when I am last in line.
2007-07-26 23:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by tranquil 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny! it made me think of the magical toad, the rabbit and the bear. star.
2007-07-26 23:31:44 · answer #5 · answered by akira sohma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i read this....and the next day i was last in line so i had to come back and comment on it!!!!
2007-07-26 23:21:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anna 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow loved it XD thanksfor the laugh!!! â¥
2007-07-27 00:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, yeah, I thought it was funny :D
2007-07-26 23:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by Just Me :-) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Love it, have a star on me :)
2007-07-26 23:54:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i told this to my friends and we both laughed.
2007-07-26 23:21:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty funny it did make me laugh so here's a star for you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-26 23:30:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋