2007-07-26 15:40:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
((((droopy))))
2007-07-26 15:44:21 · update #1
Smart, snappy deletions, I suppose.. or.. whatever...
2007-07-26 15:49:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.
2007-07-26 22:55:23 · answer #2 · answered by Jess H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I try ramjet, but I'm also doing laundry here. Witty brevity is only worth if it's in quick response to the question.
2007-07-26 22:45:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haven't you been paying attention? They've been outlawed by the Super Fundamentalist have NO fun people. It's in the ROOLZ now.
Raji
2007-07-26 22:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't like those, it makes me feel kind of stupid for the long, full of digressions, answers i write to questions whose seriousness are questionable... See, i did again.
Paz de Cristo
2007-07-26 22:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by Emiliano M. 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm tired of serious questions. I like yours better.
2007-07-26 22:52:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm still here, I just dont spend much time in R&S
2007-07-26 22:43:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
IDK--whatever.......I'm sleepy. *yawns* :)
2007-07-26 22:44:39 · answer #8 · answered by beano™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋